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A Man Driving Erratically With His Pants Down Tried To Eat A Bag of Crack

Police in Greenwood South Carolina were called out after several people called reporting what they thought was a drunk driver. The vehicle was swerving in and out of traffic and crossed the center line. Police were able to pull the driver over, and when they approached the vehicle they discovered Arthur Usher sitting with his pants around his ankles. When asked why he had his pants down he said: “I’m hot.” Officers had him get out and pull his pants up. While pulling his pants up he put both hands in his pockets, officers ordered him to take his hands out of his pockets. He began screaming and officers found a sock in the pocket filled with small rock-like crystals. While being cuffed Arthur tried to swallow the sock full of crack, police had to tase him in order to stop him from eating the crack. They likely saved his life, because the amount of crack in the sock would have probably killed him. He’s being charged with possession with intent to distribute crack cocaine and resisting arrest. Get more here.

Conrad Hilton Crashed Daddy’s Range Rover Hours After Going to Court for The Same Thing

Back in May Conrad Hilton was in big trouble for causing a 100mph accident while high. Being rich has it’s perks, one of which is the ability to buy your way out of trouble. Conrad struck a plea deal and didn’t serve any jail time. Here’s where it gets extra stupid. Just hours after appearing in court and dodging jail time, Conrad got into another high-speed crash. He hit Kelly Auld head on after swerving into her lane. Kelly claims Conrad had a dazed look in his eyes and both hands in the air when he hit her. After the crash, Conrad threw a bong out the window and stumbled out of the Range Rover covered in vomit. Conrad was not supposed to be driving after completing his court-ordered rehab. We don’t know how much Kelly is seeking but considering the Hilton name, it’s probably a lot. Get more here.

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