There’s New Underwear Designed to Keep Dads From Getting Kicked in the Junk by Their Babies
This is a VERY niche product . . . but there are at least a few guys out there who WISH they’d had it back when their kids were babies. It’s called FridaBalls. And it’s a pair of men’s boxer briefs with a REINFORCED CROTCH.
Why? So when you’re wearing your baby in a baby carrier and his legs are flying, you won’t be in horrible pain when one inevitably whacks you in the junk. They cost $28 for a pair.
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Burger King Has the Fastest Drive-Thru in the Country
According to a new study, Burger King has the fastest drive-thru in the country and McDonald’s has the slowest.
And I guess there are two ways of interpreting that. One, it’s GREAT for BK, and shows they’re fast and efficient and hard-working. Or two, it’s TERRIBLE for BK, because it shows they’re so unpopular that their drive-thru lines are never very long.
Anyway, here are the speed rankings for the 10 major fast food chains that were included in the study:
Burger King . . . Dunkin’ Donuts . . . KFC . . . Wendy’s . . . Taco Bell . . . Arby’s . . . Carl’s Jr. . . . Hardee’s . . . Chick-fil-A . . . and McDonalds.
And overall, the average time someone waits in a drive-thru line is three minutes and 54 seconds, which is nine seconds faster than last year.
Woman Finds Mice In Kmart Boots
Shasta Riederer, of Bismarck, North Carolina, was recently trying on snow boots at Kmart when she found a mouse and her babies inside one of them. She tells WDAY that her sons first spotted the rodents. “He goes, ‘Mom, look’. I thought it was Vienna sausages rolling around the floor until they started moving, but then we heard them squeaking. I let the kids take them home, let them get a fish tank for them, kids put them in there and they were happy ever since. They are willing to save mice when it would have grossed everybody else out.”
