Well nothing about this woman’s story sounds psychotic.  Nope.  Nothing at all.

There’s a woman in Australia named Penny.  And she just shared the story of what she did before her wedding to try to guarantee she’d look better than her bridesmaids . . . her older sister Maggie and her younger sister Charlie.

Penny says that in the month leading up to the wedding, she’d make them breakfast smoothies every day.  She SAID they were, quote, “slimming smoothies” so all three of them would look skinny at the wedding.

But she was secretly putting a triple serving of WEIGHT GAIN POWDER from a bodybuilding shop in her sisters’ drinks . . . to plump them up so she’d look skinnier next to them in photos.

And her plan worked . . . they both gained enough weight that they had to have their dresses altered to fit.

So Penny says when she looks at her wedding photos now, quote, “I sometimes feel a twinge of guilt . . . but mostly I feel happy.”

Wedding Dress Made From Mom’s Dead Hair

The Daily Mirror claims a 61 year-old woman from Bristol, England is looking for a seamstress to make a wedding dress from her dead mother’s hair. The woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, posted pictures of her dress designs online. She says; “My mother passed away recently and I’d like to create a special memento of her life. The dress will serve as this, however I need a specialist as the material I’d like to create it from is admittedly quite weird. I want the dress to be authentic to the time with the sleeves, bottom trim and neckline collar completely made from my mother’s hair. I’d also like the bodice around the midsection of the dress to have a lacy, floral design made with the hair.

The woman is willing to pay $20,000 for the dress