Olive Garden Just Rolled Out New Lasagna Nachos
You probably haven’t eaten pasta with your hands since you were a toddler. And it’s about damn time that changed.
Olive Garden just rolled out a new food that’s, basically, LASAGNA NACHOS. They’re calling them “Loaded Pasta Chips” which is a worse name than LASAGNA NACHOS. Because that’s what they are. LASAGNA NACHOS.
Here’s what that means . . .
1. Instead of chips, they use fried lasagna noodles.
2. They’re covered in two sauces: A meat sauce with chunks of chicken, meatballs, and sausage . . . and a little bit of Alfredo sauce.
3. And they’re covered in two types of cheese: Mozzarella and Parmesan.
They’re available now, if you want to be the hero who brings them to a Super Bowl party. And they’ll be on sale through the end of March.
You Can Get Married at a Denny’s in Vegas for $99 on Valentine’s Day . . . But Pancakes Are Extra
I’m pretty sure nothing says “romance” better than this.
If you didn’t know, there’s a Denny’s in Las Vegas that has its own wedding chapel. And they’re raising their game for Valentine’s Day . . . by offering weddings for just $99.
That includes a “silk presentation” bouquet and boutonniere . . . in other words, no real flowers. You also get a champagne toast and a certificate. If you want pancakes, they’re extra.
Normally the weddings there cost $199 and DO include pancakes.
The Biggest Turn-Off When You Bring a Woman Home Is . . . Stealing Your Neighbors’ Internet
Remember the good old days, when the biggest turn-offs about your place were the giant mess, your 17 cats, and the fact that all you had in the fridge was a stick of butter and five beers? Things have changed, man.
According to a new survey, when you invite a woman over to your place, the biggest turn-off for her is . . . you stealing your neighbors’ Internet. 88% of women say that’s the biggest red flag of all.
And the second-biggest turn-off is . . . having a roommate. 82% of women say that’s an issue . . . and so do 69% of men.
The biggest turn-ons are a clean bathroom, nice sheets, and a nice yard.