Jon And Chantel

Choose the news 02/14/17

Americans Have Two Months of “Bad Days” Every Year

Man, we’ve all got to cheer up.

According to a new survey, Americans have 60 “bad days” every year.  That means we spend two ENTIRE months stressed out, unhappy, tired, or angry.

The top five things that ruin a day are:

1.  Not getting enough sleep.

2.  Feeling sick.

3.  Having a money issue.

4.  Stress at work.

5.  Having plans fall through.

But the survey also found we let much more MINOR things send us into a downward spiral.  25% of people have lost it over a bad hair day . . . and 8% have gotten depressed over their favorite sports team losing.

A Guy Claims He Time Traveled Here From 2030 . . . and Passed a Lie Detector Test to Prove It?

There are plenty of crazy people every day who claim they’re time travelers.  Just walk around downtown in any city and you’ll find at least four or five.  But this guy . . . well, he seems different.

There’s a guy from Minnesota who says his name is Noah and he traveled back from the year 2030.  So, you know, only 12 years in the future.

But here’s the crazy thing . . . he passed a LIE DETECTOR TEST about it.  Obviously those aren’t rock-solid scientific proof . . . but it at least makes you go, “Hmmm?”

Anyway, here’s what he says is going to happen over the next decade.  So . . . spoiler alert?

President Trumpwill be reelected in 2020 . . . some forms of cancer are cured . . . artificial intelligence becomes huge by 2021 and a device that looks like those Google glasses become popular . . . Bitcoin is much more common . . .

Electric cars can go 600 miles on one charge . . . phones keep getting bigger . . . humans travel to Mars in 2028 . . . and finally, time travel becomes possible in 2028, which is how he’s here.


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