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Choose the news 1/5/18

The Scrunchie Is Making a Major Comeback

A lot of stuff from the ’90s made comebacks last year, from “DuckTales” to Zima.  And it doesn’t look like that trend is going to stop now that it’s 2018.

Because apparently, it’s fashionable again to put your hair in a SCRUNCHIE.

And, I suppose, that also means it’s fashionable again to wear one on your wrist when you don’t need it for your hair.

But, of course, there has to be a 2018 “late capitalism” twist to any ’90s comeback, and there is . . . people are making luxury ones, calling them “hair clouds,” and selling them online for well over $100.

The Top Ten Ways We Slack Off at Work

  According to a new survey, the average person spends 50 minutes a day slacking off at work.  42% of people said they do it because their job is too easy, and 34% said they just get bored.

This week was one of the biggest slack-off times of the year, because everyone’s still easing back into work after the holidays.  According to the survey, here are the ten most common ways we slack off . . .

1.  Browsing the Internet.

2.  Checking personal emails.

3.  Texting.

4.  Browsing social media.

5.  Leaving your desk to just walk around for a while.

6.  Online shopping.

7.  Dealing with errands, like paying bills online.

8.  Eating lunch at your desk.  (???)  Isn’t that kind of the OPPOSITE of slacking off?

9.  Daydreaming while you just stare blankly at your computer screen.

10.  Planned toilet breaks.  Other ways we slack off include doodling in meetings . . . hanging out in the office kitchen, or at the water cooler . . . and pretending to work when you’re actually playing an online game.

The Most Common First Names on “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette”

On this season of “The Bachelor”, four of the 29 contestants were named LAUREN.  One has already been sent home.  The other three are still in it.  And it turns out ‘Lauren’ is now the most common contestant name on the show.

E! News went through all the contestants from 22 seasons, and the five most common names are Lauren, Jennifer, Ashley, Amanda, and Sarah.  They’ve had 15 Laurens . . . 13 Jennifers or Jennys . . . 12 Ashleys . . . 12 Amandas or Mandys . . . and 11 Sarahs.

They also looked at the most common names for guys on “The Bachelorette”, and CHRIS is #1.  They’ve had 14 Chris’s in 13 seasons . . . 12 Johns . . . 12 Brians . . . 11 Ryans . . . and 10 Mikes.  The host is also a Chris . . . Chris Harrison.

Only one of those Chris’s has gone on to win though . . . Chris Siegfried, who ended up with Desiree Hartsock on Season Eight.

And only one Lauren has won on “The Bachelor” . . . Lauren Bushnell, who ended up with Ben Higgins back in 2016.

And finally, there’s never been a Bachelorette named Lauren, but there HAS been a Bachelor named Chris . . . Chris Soulesfrom Season 18, who, by the way, is going on trial this month for a deadly hit-and-run crash in Iowa back in April.

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