Jon And Chantel

Choose the News 2/14

Jon’s story:

A team of scientists actually took the time to figure out the HOTTEST dance moves for women.  And if I could sum up their results in two words, they would be . . . AIR SEX.

Here’s exactly what you need to do:

1.  Swing your hips a lot.  Because, of course, that makes people think of sex.

2.  Don’t be too symmetrical or repetitive with your arm and body movements, because then you look robotic.

3.  And carry yourself confidently.  The dancers who got the worst rankings in the study were the ones who looked shy or insecure.

And that’s it.  If you do all that, you instantly become a hotter dancer . . . at least according to science.

 

Justin’s Story:

Fast-food chains have done a lot of goofy things for Valentine’s Day over the years, including, most famously, the candlelight dinners at White Castle. But Burger King Israel is taking things to an awkward new level—with a very happy Valentine’s Day meal for adults only.

The meal comes with:

2 Whoppers
2 packs of french fries
2 beers
A romantic ADULT TOY inside
(emphasis BK’s)

 

Chantel’s Story:

More Than Half of People Will Give Their Pet a Valentine’s Day Gift

Even if you’re single, maybe you won’t feel alone today thanks to your cat or dog.  But if you’re single and don’t have a pet . . . um, no offense, I guess?

According to a new survey, 54% of people with pets are giving them a Valentine’s gift this year.  And that makes sense, because we’re in VERY affectionate relationships with them.

91% tell their pets they love them . . . 70% let them sleep in their bed . . . and 32% kiss them on the lips, bacteria be damned.

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