Someone Just Invented Clear Coffee That Won’t Stain Your Teeth
Apparently we’ve all forgotten the harsh lessons from Crystal Pepsi. And those who forget Crystal Pepsi are doomed to repeat it.
Two brothers in England just started selling a CLEAR COFFEE.
It comes in a bottle and you’re supposed to drink it cold. They say it’s made from high-quality coffee beans and pure water, and it took them three months to figure out the secret formula to make it clear without any chemicals or artificial ingredients.
They say they mainly wanted to create it because, quote, “We are heavy coffee drinkers. Like many other people we struggled with teeth stains. There was nothing on the market that would suit our needs.”
A British newspaper reviewed it and said, quote, “The taste is strong, like a potent cold brew,” so that’s good. Another review wasn’t quite as kind, quote, “odd but not unpleasant . . . [like] water but with an aftertaste of coffee.”
If you want to try it, you’re going to have to spend some money and be patient. You can get a five-pack from their website CLRCFF.com . . . for $19, or about $4 per 6.7-ounce bottle.
Then throw in another $19 for shipping, and be ready to wait three to four weeks quote, “due to a huge amount of orders.”
What Emojis Are the Biggest Turn-Ons . . . and the Biggest Turn-Offs?
At this point, it’s weirder if you DON’T use emojis than if you do. So it’s time to really use them to your advantage.
A dating app called Clover just analyzed which emojis are the biggest turn-ons and turn-offs. Here’s what they found . . .
The emojis that women are most likely to reply to are the faces with the tongue sticking out or smiling . . . that one of the woman holding her hand up . . . the monkeys covering their eyes or mouth . . . and the smiling devil.
Women are most turned off by the EGGPLANT . . . the hands clapping . . . the flexed bicep . . . and the fist bump.
The emojis that men are most likely to respond to are basically all the faces that are smiling or laughing . . . and also the “okay” hand symbol . . . and the kissing lips.
And men are turned off by the crying face . . . the pile of poop . . . and the diamond engagement ring.