There’s a new prank that’s spreading around the Internet right now that, frankly, would scare the hell out of you if it happened to you.  So in a way, I’m a true hero for telling you about it.

It turns out that if you scratch a message into a banana peel, a few hours later, your letters will turn brown . . . so the person who buys the banana will think they just got a message from a ghost, or a spirit, or a stalker, or maybe all three.

Use this knowledge responsibly.

There’s really nothing that feels as amazing as taking a sweet, sweet nap.  Even if you have to do it while you’re sitting on a toilet in the office bathroom.

A new survey asked people to name the elements of a PERFECT NAP.  And here are the results . . .

It’s after a meal or exercising . . . in a dark, cool room . . . with a blanket and one pillow . . . with a pet . . . and it lasts longer than 20 minutes.

But if you can’t make all of those things happen . . . most people will just grab whatever nap they can.

Here are some of the strangest places people say they’ve taken naps . . .

In an abandoned chemical plant . . . standing up on the subway . . . in a coal mine . . . in a barrel . . . in a drive-thru waiting for food . . . in their trunk . . . on a ski lift . . . while riding a horse . . . and at a funeral.