Honestly, a lot of these are pretty messed up.
Like Tamagotchi pets on steroids, The Sims is a life simulation game. When you factor in the sequels and expansion packs, the game has sold nearly 200 million copies worldwide making it one of the best selling video games of all time.
But far beyond it’s original purpose of building a nice house, getting married, and keeping your Sims character happy enough not to die, the game has gotten quite advanced. Your characters are customizable down to their scars and tattoos, expansion packs allow your characters to get pets, go to college, and as you’ll see below, die in very mysterious (and frankly sometimes hilarious) ways.
1) You can’t take your eye off them for even a minute
https://twitter.com/kihyungkyun/status/1003879404974403584
2) You know white girl Sims… Always on fire
this was literally my 2nd time making a white girl sim… my first white girl sim set the house on fire and died so i’ve been hesitant ever since but i love nicola, she’s so cute!!
— im playing as anya right now (@simsheaux) June 5, 2018
3) TBH, I’d rather die than go to the gym
A SIM JUST DIED AT THE GYM
— eli (@vicesintro) June 1, 2018
4) TBH again, I’d rather die than do home repairs
My fave sim died because I tried to get her to fix the dishwasher after it had leaked on the floor. R.I.P Lottie. #neverforget
— Fiona Mathieson (@FionaMathieson) June 5, 2018
5) Silent but deadly
my sim died from walking in on her brother taking a dump
— 4ri chan (@AriTheAirBender) June 5, 2018
6) A really bad Armageddon remake
One of my sims died in the pool. A meteor struck it and destroyed the ladder. My sim then died of exhaustion when they couldn’t leave
— TheRedFallows (@TheRedFallows) June 5, 2018
7) Me as a mom
one of my sims had twins. I only bought one of all the baby stuff I need. The baby daddy caught on fire while making hotdogs, so I’m a single mother. Long story short one of the twins got taken away while I was at the nightclub pic.twitter.com/mRaqkV4G70
— Jay⚡️ (@LipsTaco) May 29, 2018
8) Who even needs 5 sugar daddies?!
Y’all, once all 5 of my sim’s sugar daddies popped over at once. She pissed herself in front of them all and died of embarassment. pic.twitter.com/v0KRe7PMDN
— ─︎ ʀʏʟᴇᴇ ✧︎✧︎ (@starstruck_tae) June 5, 2018
9) If your man ain’t willing to die with you, find another
My favorite sim, Shaoli was killed in a BBQ her useless boyfriend just jumped and held his head. I’ve been bitter ever since. #RIPShaoli
— Mari J. (@aysosajuarez) May 31, 2018
10) Me when I meet Judge Judy
one of my sims died from being too happy and honestly that’s how i’m tryna go out
— lemonade thief is lo:st (@dirtyworkdeja) June 2, 2018
11) Worker’s Comp
One time my sim went to work and got his tie caught in the fax machine and he didn’t come home. That was just that on that
— wybie from coraline (@justg0ogleit) June 3, 2018
