If you don’t follow Emo Kylo Ren on Twitter, you’re missing out!
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, let me explain. When Star Wars: The Force Awakens released someone created an “Emo Kylo Ren” Twitter Account @KyloR3n
They have been tweeting on behalf of Kylo Ren and they are just too funny! Now that Star Wars: The Last Jedi was released, Emo Kylo Ren has made a return.
Check out some of his tweets below.
dear diary
there have been some changes— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 15, 2017
i’ve been working out
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 15, 2017
i made a friend on skype
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 15, 2017
i’ve gotten much better at negging
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 16, 2017
yes i’m a monster
but have you considered that the real monster might be society— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 16, 2017
i want to put my fist through this whole lousy beautiful star system
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 16, 2017
hey girl am i a Death Star
because i feel like you should keep trying to rebuild me in spite of my obvious flaws and the lives i’ve destroyed— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 17, 2017
hey girl am i a Death Star
because i feel like you should keep trying to rebuild me in spite of my obvious flaws and the lives i’ve destroyed— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 17, 2017
i miss when my uncle’s catchphrase was silence
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 17, 2017
love means never having to say you’re sorry you did a genocide
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 17, 2017
how long should you wait in a relationship before you have the talk about sand
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 18, 2017
*meticulously colors a bandaid black with sharpie*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 18, 2017
yesterday i heard the opening notes of Welcome To The Black Parade and i barely even turned my head
you’ve got to let the past die— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 18, 2017
*chasing you down the sidewalk* excuse me we held hands in my mind so i believe legally you are now my wife
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 18, 2017
hux please forward me that article about why the empire was right so i can send it to my friend from online
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 19, 2017
*flexes bicep* just got back from the arms dealer
*flexes other arm* they deal to both sides— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 19, 2017
no no a VERGENCE
i said i was a lifelong vergence
in the force like darth vader
hux i wish you wouldn’t listen on my calls— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 19, 2017
dear diary
i stood around all day shirtless and covered in oil in case i got an unexpected call but unfortunately i didn’t— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 19, 2017
*stands in front of mirror for hours force-lifting a space pear onto a fork with a smile*
*keeps dropping pear*
*destroys mirror in a fit of rage*— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 19, 2017
is murder a love language
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 19, 2017
our love is god
let’s go get a blue milk— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 20, 2017
dear diary
today’s skype was not productive
she could clearly tell that the swelling love theme whenever she spoke was just me playing the oboe even though i made very few mistakes— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 20, 2017
maybe the real villains are your heroes
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 20, 2017
if someone said ‘i love you’ to me i would say it back
unlike SOME people i could name— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 20, 2017
dear diary
today i got to first base
it was a rebel base
i destroyed it— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 21, 2017
u up? pic.twitter.com/SGxUtSHF2a
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 21, 2017
girl am i a hyperdrive
because im broken and i think you should stay here and fix me instead of whatever else it was you had planned— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 21, 2017
*puts on helmet*
look uncle luke
i’m darth vader
do you think i am worth saving now— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 21, 2017
*stands apologetically beneath your window with a boombox playing the Imperial March*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) January 21, 2016
