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Choose the News | December 12th

Are These the Worst Movies of the Year?

TheWrap.com has a list of the  WORST movies of the year . . . and there are a lot of big names on it.

So, it’s probably more like a most DISAPPOINTING movies list . . . because the REAL worst movies are going to be pieces of junk that you’ve never heard of.  Or you know, something with Adam Sandler.

Here’s the list:

1.  “The Hurricane Heist”.  It’s about bad guys who use the weather to rob a bunch of money . . . and a good guy who uses the weather to fight the bad guys.

2.  “The Happytime Murders”.  An R-rated dark comedy starring Melissa McCarthy and foul-mouthed puppets.

3.  “Gotti”.  Starring John Travolta as the ‘Teflon Don.’

4.  “Life Itself”.   A love story starring Oscar Isaac and Olivia Wilde.

5.  “Ready Player One”.  A sci-fi movie about virtual reality from Steven Spielberg.

6.  “The Nutcracker and the Four Realms”.  A fantasy movie starring Keira Knightley about a young girl who’s given a locked egg from her deceased mother and sets out in a magical land to retrieve the key.

7.  “Suspiria”.  The site calls it a, quote, “misguided, unfocused, ugly, and dull remake of a classic horror freak-out.”

8.  “Fifty Shades Freed”.  The third movie in the “Fifty Shades of Grey” trilogy.

9.  “Christopher Robin”.  They say it’s a “glum and tedious look” at a grown-up Christopher (Ewan McGregor) in the middle of a midlife crisis.

10.  A three-way tie between “Peppermint”“Proud Mary”, and “Red Sparrow”.   TheWrap says, quote, “Can we have some strong screenplays to go with our strong female leads, please?

“This trashy trio of action sagas put guns in the hands of some of our most talented actresses, but then forgot to supply them with things like character, motivation, or logic.”

These movies star Jennifer GarnerTaraji P. Henson, and Jennifer Lawrence, respectively.

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Woman Climbs Christmas Tree 

The Daily Mail claims a woman recently climbed Sydney, Australia’s Christmas tree. The woman, who may have been drunk, made it halfway up the tree before losing her grip and footing. She fell into a garden below as people laughed

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The Hottest Toy This Christmas Is a Unicorn That Poops Glitter?

Apparently, the HOTTEST toy of this Christmas season is . . . the Poopsie Slime Surprise Unicorn.

If you’re not familiar, it’s a $50 unicorn doll that POOPS a glittery slime out of a heart-shaped hole.  I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way.

Anyway, if you do get it for your kid, be careful . . . the glitter poop can be hard to clean if you let it sit too long.

And if you let it harden inside the unicorn, you might have to perform a toothpick colonoscopy to clear up the constipation.

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