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911, I Have An Emergency. I’m Incredibly Thirsty.

Hurricane Irma is making news again. But this time, it’s making the internet incredibly thirsty.

Officers Nordman, Hamill, and Rengering of the Gainesville, FL Police Department  posted a selfie as they headed into work to help those affected by Irma. You can tell by the comments, that the internet wasn’t ready:

Being ever so flattered (and/or concerned), the Gainesville Police Department was quick to inform everyone of the officers’ relationship statuses.

So, bad news: 2/3 are off the market.

 

Good News? These three aren’t alone. Apparently you are required to be super hot to work as a Gainesville first responder.


Not to be outdone, Sarasota PD sent out this thirst trap:

BRB- Moving to Florida

via GIPHY

 

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