A Woman Ran Her Boyfriend Over, Got Out to Apologize, Then Took Off
People from Minnesota have a reputation for being overly polite. There’s even the term “Minnesota nice” to describe them. And apparently the stereotype holds true even when they’re trying to kill you. 37-year-old Corinna Jo Schoen lives in Morton, Minnesota, a hundred miles west of Minneapolis. And back in October, she and her boyfriend got into a huge fight. I guess you could say she eventually won the argument, because she ended it by backing over him with a car. Then she fled the scene. But before she left, she took the time to get out of the car and apologize for running him over. He ended up with a broken collarbone and three broken ribs. And Corinna was arrested for felony criminal vehicular operation, and leaving the scene of an accident. She’d also been drinking, but took a plea deal to avoid a DUI. A judge sentenced her to 283 days in jail earlier this month, which was time served, because she’d been in jail since October. She also has to pay a $1,000 fine, and she’ll be on probation for the next six years. Get more here.
Woman Claims Bigfoot is Her Boyfriend
FYI: This story is totally fake, we know, but it’s still funny and definitely stupid!
Nancy Hoggert told Big Foot Tracker that she and the infamous bigfoot have been in a sexual relationship since 2008 and are “trying to start a family.” She claims that Bigfoot lives in Mason County, Washington and that she first encountered the beast while tending to her “marijuana grow.” “He is so sweet and caring,” Hoggert said. “He brings me flowers and mushrooms. Holds me while we stargaze. The only downside is that he don’t speak English. I have taught him how to say my name, but it’s kind of garbled and he mispronounces it…’Nunnnsay’” Hoggert said they’re trying for a baby, with no luck thus far, but she is confident it will happen even though she is 52. “Once I’m pregnant, Bigfoot, or John as I call him, and I are going to settle down and live a quiet domesticated life in my house. He loves living in the forest, but I’m sick of the long-distance relationship. I have to commute for three hours to be with my man. It’s getting old and gas is expensive.” Hoggert also said she’s going to legally change her last name to Nancy Bigfoot.
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