Stupid Is, Stupid Does

A Guy Wanted by Police Gets Caught When They Recognize His Hipster Mustache

A bunch of people were riding their bikes the wrong way down the middle of a street in San Francisco last month. And they got into it with a female driver after they blocked her car, and she nudged one of their bikes with her front bumper. There’s a video of it on YouTube, and when she tries to drive off, the guy she nudged grabs his bike lock and starts bashing the side of her CAR with it. Apparently she wanted to press charges, because police have been looking for the guy ever since. And they finally found him on Saturday, when a cop saw him riding his bike, and recognized his hipster mustache, which has two upward curls on either side of it. His name is Ian Hespelt, and he’s 39. He’s facing charges for vandalism, inciting a riot, assault with a deadly weapon, and false imprisonment, because he tried to stop the woman from driving away. Get more here.

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Stuck On Elevator, Burglar Forced To Call For Help

19-year-old Michael Claude of Delaware broke into a middle school Monday. Officials say Michael was riding down the hallways on a buffing machine before he got on the elevator. After he got stuck, Michael had to press the emergency button for help, and an elevator maintenance service was able to open the doors. Michael says he didn’t break in, that a door was unlocked. Police say he was found wearing a Laurel letterman jacket that he stole. He was charged with third-degree burglary, criminal mischief and theft. He was released on $3,800 bond. Get more here.


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