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Drunk College Kid Arrested Over Mac & Cheese

A student at the University of Connecticut got into a huge argument with the manager of one of UCONN’s restaurants. 19-year-old Luke Gatti walked into the establishment with an open container of alcohol, demanding bacon jalapeño macaroni and cheese. The manager lets him know that they’re out of bacon jalapeño mac and cheese, and tells Luke, he can’t have an open container, it’s illegal and so is underage drinking. Well Luke didn’t take that news very well.
The manager remains calm and tries to calm Luke down, but he’s on a rampage. Eventually the Police were called and Luke was arrested. Of course the whole thing was caught on camera for your viewing pleasure. Get more here.

WARNING: Video contains profanity!

A Guy Tells the Cops “Of Course I Have Cocaine Up My Nose, It’s Aspen!”

Aspen, Colorado is one of the most famous skiing towns in the country. And if you’re one of those super clever people who uses “skiing” as a code for cocaine, apparently Aspen is good for that too. Just ask 34-year-old Eliphalet Miller Ford the Fourth. Great name, right? He was sitting on a park bench in Aspen with a friend on Monday night, getting ready to do a line of coke, when two cops came up. They saw a rolled up $10 bill in his hand, the line of coke on the bench, and asked him what he was doing. So he said he was smoking a cigarette. But when the cops shined a flashlight at his nose, they spotted a bunch of white powder in it. Naturally, they asked him if it was cocaine. And this is the best part. He said, quote, “Of course I have cocaine up my nose. It’s Aspen!” He was arrested and charged with narcotics possession and resisting arrest. Get more here.

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