Cops Bust a Drunk Burglar Because She’s Covered in Cupcake Frosting
A woman in Alpena, Michigan got hammered on Sunday night, and broke into a house. Then she rampaged through the place and knocked over a bunch of stuff, including a tray of cupcakes. But the noise woke someone up, and they chased her out of the house, then called the cops. And as the police drove around looking for a burglar on the run, they spotted a woman, and knew she was the one they were looking for. Because according to the police report, quote, “[she] had cupcake frosting and cake all over her torso and legs.” She was arrested and charged with unlawful entry and malicious destruction of property. Get more here.
Drunk Mom Falls Out of Moving Vehicle, Her 3-Year-Old Steered The Truck to Saftey
Taloa Foster had too many drinks, but decided to drive anyway, with her kids in the car. She was so drunk, that she fell out of the truck while trying to buckle her son’s seat belt. The truck started rolling away, as she ran to catch up with it. Her 3-year-old boy managed to steer the truck a few blocks until it hit a curb and stopped, he had to stand on the seat to reach the steering wheel. Her twin sons were trapped in the truck as it hit the curb. Both kids were uninjured, witnesses saw Taloa walking along the road when her children crashed the truck. Cops arrived and gave her a sobriety test, she failed, and Cops found an empty liquor bottle on the truck’s floor. Taloa was arrested and charged with child endangerment. The twins were released into their grandfather’s custody. Get more here.
