Stupid Is, Stupid Does

A Woman Stabbed Her Boyfriend For Eating All the Salsa

Are you willing to go to prison over chips and dip? Hopefully the answer is no. For this woman, the answer is a definite yes. 50-year-old Phyllis Jefferson of Canton, Ohio was at home with her 61-year-old boyfriend back in March . . . and she found out he’d eaten all of their salsa. So she yelled at him, then stabbed him in the junk with a pen. Then she grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed him in the stomach. He survived, but she was arrested for aggravated assault. She was in court this week, and her lawyer said the salsa wasn’t the only reason she stabbed the guy, it was also because she found out he was a registered sex offender, and hadn’t told her. Phyllis wound up pleading guilty to felony aggravated assault. She’ll be sentenced to anywhere from six to 18 months in prison in January. Get more here.

A Virginia Man Assaulted Another Man With a Sandwich

32 year-old Jonathan Magnes, was arrested in Fairfax, VA. While dining at Firenza Pizza an altercation with another patron occurred, and Magnes threw his sandwich at the man. When he attempted to flee the scene, he was pursued by the victim, 50-year-old Dunn Lorning. Officers responded to the scene and apprehended Magnes, who now faces charges of assault and battery, driving under the influence of alcohol and refusal of a blood and breath test. The 50-year-old “victim” didn’t sustain any injuries. Get more here.

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