Stupid Is, Stupid Does

A Woman Threatens to Stab Someone With a Fork During a Fight at a Buffet

Never get in the way of an American at a buffet. 41-year-old Davina Cutchall was at a buffet restaurant in Gainesville, Florida last week, when she started yelling swear words at someone across the room. So a woman asked her to stop doing it in front of her son. And in response, Davina grabbed her fork and made STABBING motions with it as she walked toward the other woman. Then a guy tried to get in between them before Davina could actually stab the woman with the fork, and Davina threw a soda in his face. The other woman threw a bowl of ketchup at her and ran away. And Davina was arrested for aggravated assault. Get more here.

An Eccentric Englishman Built a Bond-Like Smoke Screen for His Car

Simon Chaplin, 62, rigged a bucket of diesel, a pump and pipes, behind the passenger seat of his Peugeot 309 to produce “colossal” amounts of grey smoke from his exhaust. Then he went driving, a little too fast, and the police tried to pull him over. This was his perfect opportunity to try out his smoke screen! Officer Birch, who initiated the stop said:  “There was a vast amount of dense smoke coming out the back. It completely obscured the road. I had to slow down and keep a distance.” So it worked! But wait, there’s more…  “For a while I could not see the car but in the distance I could see the smoke going up a hill towards the village of Crundale. I caught up with him but the smoke kept coming thick and fast.” Birch said. Seems there was a flaw in Simon’s plan, and Officer Birch was able to follow a trail of smoke directly to him. Busted! Get more here.


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