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A Man Legally Changed His Name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger

Simon Smith, a British guy who enjoys a drink now and then, has legally changed his name to “Bacon Double Cheeseburger.” Of course Simon (or should we say Bacon?) was drunk at the time. His friends convinced the drunken man to fill out the paperwork and mail it in. Simon told the Evening Standard. “It was the culmination of probably too many drinks in the pub where there was a conversation about names, Bacon Double Cheeseburger was pretty much the first thing that came up. Everyone loves bacon don’t they?” Well, maybe not his fiancee, Isabella: “My fiancée is fairly reluctant about marrying a Cheeseburger, that’s something we’re discussing a lot. No girl ever dreams of spending her big day marrying a man called Bacon.” Get more here.

A Drunk Woman Knocks Out Power For Hundreds of People, Then Fights Some Firefighters

Apparently if this woman was going down, she was going down BIG. 21-year-old Jazmin Mejia was driving her brand new Ford Mustang drunk last week in Naples, Florida, and crashed it into the back of a street sweeper. Then the street sweeper flipped into an electric box, and knocked out power for hundreds of people for more than 24 hours. Jazmin’s car also caught on fire, and when firefighters rushed to the scene to put it out, she started attacking them. She also threatened to come back and run them over once she got out of jail. She was arrested for DUI and battery on a firefighter. One of the places that lost power because of Jazmin was an elementary school, where her son is in fifth grade. Get more here. WBBH News for Fort Myers, Cape Coral & Naples, Florida

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