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A Meth Smoking Clown Locked Himself in the Bathroom at a Waffle House

This sounds crazy, but it’s probably not the craziest thing that’ll happen at a Waffle House this year. The police in Gainesville, Georgia got a call at 4:00 A.M. last Tuesday from a Waffle House. Apparently a clown had showed up, smoked some meth at the counter, then locked himself in the bathroom. The cops came and managed to get him out of the bathroom. He turned out to be a 25-year-old guy named Jacob Worthington. And when the cops searched his bag, he also had marijuana, mushrooms, and LSD. The police report doesn’t say why he was dressed like a clown, we’re thinking the shrooms and LSD kinda explain it. He was arrested on three felony drug charges. Get more here.

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