A Naked Woman Causes an Accident When She Runs Onto the Highway and Dances on Top of a Truck
Normally I get mad at people for rubbernecking, but if I’d been on the road where this happened, I guarantee I would’ve stopped and stared too. A 25-year-old woman got into two hit-and-run accidents yesterday morning in Houston. Then she parked her car and ran out onto the Interstate. Oh . . . and she was 100% naked. She caused a three-car pileup, and then she climbed on the hood of an 18-wheeler and started twerking. There was a massive delay while cops and firefighters tried to get her down. Since it’s Texas, they even tried to lasso her, but that didn’t work. After about two hours, some cops jumped up onto the hood with her and got her into handcuffs. Then she was taken in for a mental health evaluation. A woman named Pearly Ward witnessed the entire thing. She told reporters, quote, “That’s the most horrific thing I’ve ever seen, and I’ll be 68 in two days.” Get more here.