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A Man Is So Mad That Taco Bell Is Closed He Crashes His Car

It’s heartbreaking when you get to a Taco Bell and they’re closed. I’ve been there, and it’s awful. But I’m proud I handled it better than this guy. 33-year-old Derrick LaForest of Pittsfield, Massachusetts went to Taco Bell just after 1:30 A.M. on Thursday. They were closed, so he pulled up to the drive thru window and started honking his horn. Eventually an employee told him it was too late. And Derrick was so upset that he sped out of the drive thru, hopped a curb, lost control of his car, and smashed into one of those little ATM kiosks you see in parking lots. He knocked himself unconscious in the process. Fortunately for Derrick, the Taco Bell employees saw what went down. They called 911 and dragged him out of the car. He eventually came to, and refused to go to the hospital. He was charged with reckless operation of a motor vehicle and vandalism. Get more here.

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