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A Drunk Man Set Up a DUI Checkpoint

Logan Shaulis is only 19 and has a big problem with drunk driving, as he should! So Logan decided to take things into his own hands. He got some flares, a flashing blue light strip, and parked his car diagonally across the highway. When the first car came upon his checkpoint, he told them he was a trooper and needed their license, registration and proof of insurance. But as Logan was about to make his big DUI bust, the actual Highway Patrol showed up. At which point Logan pleaded with the driver he had pulled over to take his BB Gun, because he “can’t get with this.” He was quickly arrested, and now he’s being charged with drunk driving, impersonating a public servant, and unlawful restraint. Get more here.

A Man Broke Into 5 Guys Just to Make a Burger

We get it, it’s late – you’re hungry you’re craving a burger, so you head to your favorite burger spot, but they’re closed. The disappointment is huge, but what can you do? Suck it up and go to a 24 drive thru, right? Well that’s not how this guy rolls. No no, he wants that burger, he’s gonna get that burger. So he broke into the 5 Guys, and made a burger. That’s it, didn’t steal anything else, didn’t attempt to get into the cash register, nothing. Just came in, made a burger, washed it down with a bottle of water, and left. There aren’t too many leads, and we certainly hope the police don’t spend too much time going after this dude. If you’re going to have your restaurant broken into, this is the guy you want! Get more here.


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