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Man Claiming to be From the Future Steals Bacon

Dante Rashad Anderson, 36, of Oklahoma was very hungry, but he didn’t have any money. So Dante walked into a Carl’s Jr. and started yelling at the employees to give him food. Well they said no, because Dante didn’t have any money, so he stormed out. Then he headed to the Arby’s across the street. They too denied his screaming requests for food, and this time he wasn’t taking no for an answer. He jumped over the counter, slammed an employee against the wall, grabbed handfuls of bacon and chicken, and left. The employees called police, and they found Dante laying on the ground near another fast food restaurant. He had kicked some cars and hurt his ankle.

He told police “I got bacon and chicken and I scared the lady, she thought I was going to hurt her, but I was not. I was just hungry and wanted some food. That is what I have to do to get food. I knew I was going to jail for doing this, but no one wants to help me out.” Then things got weirder, Dante claimed: “I am from planet Earth 2016 and am four years advanced on you, and you guys are always trying (to) kill me, on my planet Earth, everyone is dead and I walked here from there.” Police arrested Dante and took him to the hospital for his ankle injury, but for some reason they didn’t run a psych eval. Get more here.

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