Stupid Is, Stupid Does

A Fugitive Drug Dealer Jumped Off a Balcony, Right Into the Arms of the Police

A 38-year-old guy named Thomas Martin from Fitchburg, Massachusetts has been on the run for three years to avoid federal cocaine charges. But last Wednesday, the state police found out where he was living, and they swarmed the place to arrest him. As soon as they busted in, Thomas knew he was screwed. So he ran up to the second floor, climbed off a balcony, and tried to jump down to sweet freedom. There was only one problem. He didn’t realize there were two cops waiting down there. So he literally jumped into their arms. And they caught him on the fly and arrested him. Get more here.


A Guy Was Arrested with a Gun, Marijuana, and a Box of Live Baby Squirrels

Ian Breiholz has been living in his car, and wandering the streets of Chesterfield Township, Michigan. He freaked a few people out the other day and police were called. When they arrived Ian was in possession of a gun, marijuana, and a box of live baby squirrels. Ian was convicted of criminal sexual conduct in 2007, and isn’t allowed a gun. Nor is Marijuana legal in Michigan. But the box of squirrels? That’s no illegal, just weird. Ian was arrested, and the squirrels were released. Officers say the babies were in good condition, and it appeared as if Ian was just taking care of them like pets. Get more here.

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