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A Guy Applied for a Loan to Buy Meth

If you’re trying to get a loan for something dumb, you can’t just admit that’s what you need the money for. Especially if you need it for THIS: A 58-year-old guy named Grady Carson applied for a loan in Spartanburg, South Carolina on Wednesday. It was at a title loan place that charges a crazy amount of interest. So, not a great idea in the first place. But he had his car to use as collateral, so he probably would have been approved. But while he was filling out the paperwork, he wouldn’t stop pacing around the office. Then while he was talking to one of the employees, he admitted that he needed the loan . . . so he could go out and buy a bunch of meth. It’s not clear if he was planning to re-sell it, or if he just wanted to stock up. But obviously the place didn’t approve the loan request, and called the cops instead. Then when they showed up and searched him, they found crack in his pocket. Which he claimed he wasn’t going to smoke, because he smokes meth, not crack. He’s facing charges for possession of narcotics. Get more here.

Two Guys Steal Handcuffs, Then Get Stuck in Them

Two teenagers in Lisbon, Maine broke into about fifty¬†cars earlier this month and stole a bunch of stuff. But they weren’t master criminals, they were just idiotic teenagers, and here’s how we know. They stole a pair of handcuffs out of one car. And when they started messing around with them, they accidentally cuffed themselves together. The cops were out searching for them, and found them behind a gas station, conveniently handcuffed together. They had a lot of stolen stuff on them, mostly just loose change and some knives and flashlights. They were arrested, but so far they haven’t been charged. Get more here.



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