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Naked Man Tripping On Acid Fires Gun At Pizzeria

27-year-old Phillip Engle showed up at the Happy’s Pizzeria in Michigan with his three young children, wearing just a towel. Engle was carrying a gun, and he used it to bang on the glass door until it shattered. The gun discharged, and police found a bullet casing lodged in the door’s metal frame. Officers found Engle on his porch with a handgun. An employee at Happy’s Pizza says he yelled, “No one will help me,” and “No one will feed my kids!” He also allegedly said, “I’m trippin’ out!” Engle reportedly told police that he had earlier consumed four hits of LSD. One of Engle’s young children told officers that her father had also shot the dashboard of their car because it wouldn’t stop beeping. They found a spent casing on the dashboard and what appeared to be a bullet hole. Engle’s wife said she took out a personal protection order from him. Engle was arraigned on four misdemeanor charges Monday: malicious destruction of property worth $200 to $1,000, careless discharge of a firearm, reckless use of a firearm and possession of a firearm while under the influence. Get the full story here.

Meth Dealer Busted Sleeping In his Car Outside his Storage Unit Meth Lab

Police officers found a man sleeping in his vehicle near a storage unit, along with an estimated street value of more than $100,000 of methamphetamine in the unit. They also found drug paraphernalia and other evidence in their search. “That’s a significant amount of drugs that have not hit the street yet,” Police Chief Jim Keith said. Police also found what appeared to be stolen items inside the storage unit, including a large quantity of rare, old, collectable coins, confederate currency, several new and used tools and stocks and bonds of various companies with some individuals’ information. Keith also said he believes there was jewelry in the unit. Hurricane resident David Mangum, 50, was booked into the Washington County Jail on suspicion of possession of methamphetamine and paraphernalia. Get the full story here.


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