A Guy Is Arrested For Attacking a Man’s Car With an 11-Inch Sausage
It’s good to know the Germans have stopped trying to take over the world and mellowed out so much that now their crimes are comical, not diabolical. A 49-year-old guy in Neubrandenburg, Germany was parking his car last weekend when a 47-year-old parked right in front of him, and almost hit him. They started screaming insults at each other and grabbing each other. But things really escalated when the 49-year-old grabbed the only weapon he had available, and also the most German weapon possible: An 11-inch sausage. And he threw it at the other guy’s car so hard it left a dent. The cops are going after him for property damage charges, and both guys are looking at verbal abuse charges. They could be looking at some fines. Get more here.