Stupid Is, Stupid Does

A Drunk Couple Passed Out in a Fast Food Drive-Thru

It’s not uncommon to crave some fast food after a night of drinking! But there’s a right and a wrong way to get that fast food fix. This couple made every wrong decision possible. Kevin Yonson and his female passenger (who’s name wasn’t released) decided they’d drive to the McDonalds while insanely intoxicated. They somehow managed to get into line, and even order their food, but that’s as far as they got. Employees noticed that they weren’t pulling up to the window. When they went to check it out, they found Kevin and the woman sleeping like babies. They knocked on the window and tried to wake them up, but they couldn’t. Fearing the worst, employees called 911. Police arrived and knocked on the window and still couldn’t rouse the couple. After a few minutes of loudly pounding on the window, the woman woke up, panicked and shook Kevin awake. They rolled down the windows and a strong stench of alcohol came rolling out. Neither of them had a driver’s license, but Kevin did have a fake name he gave to officers. Eventually, the truth came out, and police discovered Kevin had a suspended driver’s license, three DUI convictions, and he is a convicted sex offender who never registered. Kevin put up a fight and elbowed an officer in the head while being arrested. He was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, driving with a suspended license, battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting arrest with violence, resisting arrest without violence, giving a false name to a law enforcement officer and failing to register as a sex offender. Since the woman wasn’t driving, she isn’t facing any charges. Get more here.

A Man Asks the Cops to Search His House For Ghosts… They Find Meth Instead

The police in Colfax, Louisiana got a call earlier this week from some people who saw one of their neighbors wandering around his yard in a bath towel, carrying a knife, and talking to his trees. And when they got there, 26-year-old David Maxwell was very happy to see them . . . because the REASON he was outside was because there were ghosts in his house. So he asked the cops to go inside, search the house for ghosts, and arrest them. The cops went in and their search didn’t turn up any ghosts, but it did turn up lots of drugs. David was arrested for possession of crystal meth, possession of illegal prescription painkillers, and possession of drug paraphernalia. Get more here.

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