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Two Guys Steal 80 Frozen Pizzas, Then Get Caught Trying to Sell Them to Cops

Two guys in Alaska committed one hell of a pizza heist this weekend, but they learned the hard way that it is a harder road to profit than they realized. 29-year-old John Koozaata and 21-year-old Lewis Oozeva of Gambell, Alaska took a break from having awesome last names on Sunday to break into a warehouse where they stole 80 frozen pizzas, worth approximately $1,100 total. They gorged on them, but once they were full, they still had 75 of the 80 left over. So they decided to sell them, and for some inexplicable reason, they called the Police Department and offered to sell them to the cops on duty. But unfortunately for Koozaata and Oozeva, the cops knew about the missing pizzas, so both guys were arrested for burglary. Get the full story here.

Naked Man Chased, Tased and Unfazed

James Jackson, 24, went walking naked down a highway in Tulsa, OK. Several cars stopped and swerved, but Jackson continued to walk down the highway and starts to sing before a police officer arrives and attempts to take him into custody. Jackson ignored numerous commands to stop and get on the ground by Tulsa police officers. That’s when an officer unsuccessfully used his Taser to subdue Jackson. In a video Jackson is seen removing the wires from his body and running away again. A second officer shows up and also uses his Taser on Jackson. The two officers eventually get him on the ground and carry him away. Jackson might have been having a mental episode or was under the influence of drugs, according to police. He was arrested and charged with indecent exposure, obstructing justice, and burglary. Get the full story here.

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