Stupid Is, Stupid Does


Police Find 1,000 Stolen Eggs in a Man’s Fridge

A 47-year-old security guard, whose surname was Gu, was spotted by police smuggling two suitcases of stolen goods out of the factory where he worked in Pinghu City, China. Police found more than 1,000 eggs in his fridge, as well as meat, soap, boxes of tissues and bottles of detergent. Gu said, ‘I lost count how many times I have stolen. Probably  hundreds of times. I have stolen everything in my house. ‘ A spokesman for the factory said: ‘We are as surprised as everyone else that it was the security guard. ‘We thought he was a hardworking and dutiful guard who enjoyed working nightshifts because he didn’t have a family to go home to. ‘Now we have found out that he did it so he could roam around and steal without anyone seeing him.’ Get the full story here.

Man Falls Asleep on Family’s Couch While Robbing Home and Apologizes

A Florida man apparently fell asleep after breaking into a home over the weekend. Timothy Bontrager, 29, has been charged with felony burglary of an occupied dwelling after breaking into the home and falling asleep on the couch, according to WTSP. The homeowner told police she woke up around 7:20 a.m. and found Bontrager sleeping on her couch. When she asked him what he was doing in her house, he apologized. When the victim called police, Bontrager left the home. The victim noticed her wallet, driver’s license, credit cards and personal checks made out to Bontrager were missing. Authorities found the suspect walking along a nearby road. Officers arrested him and took him to the Sarasota County Jail without incident. Get the full story here.


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