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A Guy Calls 911 to Brag About His Muscles and Hit on the Dispatcher

44-year-old Edward Garcia of Leesburg, Florida called 911 several times last week because he really wanted to talk to the female dispatcher, and brag to her about his big muscles. He also kept asking her if she was single. The cops finally traced the calls to a cell phone at a campsite in a state park.  They found Edward, and he threatened to attack them and spat on one of them. He was arrested for battery on a law enforcement officer and misuse of the 911 system.  There’s no word on if he’s really as jacked as he claimed to be. Get the full story here.

Man Broke Into House, Baked a Potato, and Raked Leaves

Patrick Lynn Waits, 45, was arrested early Tuesday following a bizarre chain of events that confused residents of a Hobbs home. A woman awoke to noise in her kitchen, and found Waits wiping down a countertop and baking a potato in her microwave oven. “She asked him what he was doing there, and he told her he was making a potato.” When told to leave, Waits walked outside and left his potato in the microwave, then went outside to rake leaves in the front yard. The woman convinced Waits to stay by saying she wanted to pay him for his service, police said Waits was found stumbling while walking, and he slurred when he talked, he was arrested on burglary and unlawful entry charges. He also faces several felony warrants for failure to appear in court. Get the full story here.

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