Pant-less Superman Imposter Arrested
23-year-old Joshua Masciarelli, was “intoxicated and endangered the safety of others” late Saturday night as he walked by an intersection not far from his Florida home, “wearing a red tank top and no pants”. Masciarelli allegedly “would stop on occasion and pose like Superman exposing himself and urinating.” When confronted by a sheriff’s deputy, Masciarelli “could not explain why he had no pants on,” nor did he know the way home. He was arrested for disorderly intoxication, a misdemeanor, and booked into the Pinellas County jail. He was released from custody yesterday after posting $100 bond. Get the full story here.
A Guy Is Busted For Growing Marijuana When Lightning Strikes His House
There was a huge storm in Cape Coral, Florida on Saturday night, and a lightning bolt hit a house owned by 65-year-old Jaroslav Kratky, and set it on fire. But when the fire department got there to put it out, they found Jaroslav was actually running a marijuana grow house, so they called in the police. The cops found 15 plants in the house, seven plants outside, and a big suitcase stuffed with packages of weed. So Jaroslav was arrested and charged with production or cultivation of marijuana. But he says he wasn’t running a grow house, he’s just a hoarder. Quote, “I’m a packrat, you know, I got things. I’m a junk man. I take all kinds of stuff.” Get the full story here.
