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A Man Took Some Dog Beds Off the Shelves of a CVS . . . and Slept Naked on Them in the Bathroom

22-year-old Jeremiah Patterson of Odessa, Florida apparently REALLY needed a nap last week.  So he went into a CVS in Lutz, Florida to take the most comfortable nap they could provide. He grabbed a few dog beds off the shelves, took them into the bathroom, stripped naked, and took a nap on them. The CVS employees found him in there, rudely woke him up, and called the cops. Since all the dog beds were ruined, Jeremiah was charged with retail theft.  He was also charged with lewd or lascivious exhibition. Get the full story here.

Man Arrested After Stealing Rose Bowl Golf Cart & Driving on the Freeway

A 19-year-old guy went to the Rose Bowl in California on New Year’s Day, got drunk, and didn’t have a way to get to his car a few miles away after the game.  So he stole one of the Rose Bowl’s golf carts, and drove it on the HIGHWAY to get his car.  The cops pulled him over, and he was arrested for a DUI. Get the full story here.

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