The Three-Breasted Woman Has Been Arrested For DUI
Remember last September, when a 21-year-old woman in Tampa, Florida named Jasmine Tridevil claimed she had three breasts? And then it was proven to be a hoax in less than 24 hours? Well, she’s back . . . but for a much less entertaining reason. Her real name is Alisha Hessler, and she was arrested early yesterday morning for a DUI. She was pulled over with a blood-alcohol level twice the legal limit. If you’re wondering what she’s been up to for the past six months, apparently she’s trying to launch a music career. She released a truly awful song just a couple of weeks ago called “Born to Serve”. One sample lyric: “Call me Miss Tridevil, welcome to hell. You call me Satan, but I am female.” That line is supposed to rhyme. Get the full story here.
Robber Falls From Ceiling Into Police Custody
A burglar looking to make a quick score at a Family Dollar had quite the fall Sunday morning. The burglar had climbed on the roof at the store and managed to weasel his way into the ceiling, where he promptly fell in front of a nearby Houston police officer. Houston police received a call of a potential burglary at the store, and a nearby unit pulled up just as the suspect fell through the ceiling. The officer immediately ordered the suspect to stay on the floor, where he was taken into custody. Police said the man, who was working on his own, managed to climb a tree next to the building and busted a hole in the roof to gain entry. Police believe the suspect was attempting to break in to steal cigarettes. Get the full story here.
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