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Seattle Burglar Trying To Escape Gets Stuck In Air Duct

The burrowing burglar’s saga began when he mangled a soda machine in the apartment’s laundry room, only to grab a fistful of quarters. Neighbors believe the burglar tore through five walls to gain access to other rooms before he hit the basement… “The basement’s all stone and rock and so he was kind of done going through walls at that point,” said neighbor TJ Davis. “Then it looks like he was trying to work his way back up to a crevice to the alley and that’s where he got stuck!” The burglar was trapped in between air ducts, and that’s where tenants found him. It took Seattle firefighters quite a while to cut the burglar out. Tenants recorded his moment of freedom on video. Get the full story here.

Man Steals Pork Loin From Sam’s Club By Shoving It Down His Pants

Police say a man stole a pork loin from a Sam’s Club Friday afternoon by stuffing it in his pants and running out of the store without paying. The man had been inside the store at around 3 p.m. when he approached a store greeter, police said. He threw a pork loin at the employee’s feet before running out of the store with another one stuffed down his pants. He was not caught… the pork was valued at $105… he is described as 5-foot-10 and 30 to 40 years old. Get the full story here.

 

 

 

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