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This Shark Could Be Older Than Shakespeare and The USA

 F’real, that’s an old shark

An ancient Greenland shark has been found in the North Atlantic. Scientists believe it could be between 272 – 512 years old!

 

Experts are making that age estimate based on the Greenland shark’s average growth rate as well as carbon dating. The Greenland shark grows very slowly at about 1cm. This behemoth is just over 18 ft. long.

 

 

If he was indeed born 512 years ago, that would mean he is older than Martin Luther’s 95 Theses, older than Shakespeare’s plays, Older than Queen Elizabeth the 1st… ALMOST 300 YEARS OLDER THAN THE USA.

 

 

We on the Mix Morning Fix have come to the conclusion that this shark actually died many years ago and is in fact a white walker.

1) Messed up eyes

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2) They both prefer colder temps

 

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3) TBH, They’re most likely just re-animated corpses 

 

 

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