Christmas Tree-Flavored Potato Chips Are Now a Thing That Exists
Finally, a Christmas food that sounds less appetizing than fruitcake.
A company in the U.K. just started selling Christmas tree-flavored potato chips. The main ingredient is pine salt seasoning . . . and one review says the chips have a, quote, “piney, woodsy taste.” Cool?
Anyway, there’s no word on whether they could go on sale over here, but if you HAVE to have them, I’m sure you can find a way to order them with international shipping.
The Sexiest New Halloween Trend Is . . . Painting Your Butt to Look Like a Jack-O-Lantern?
So you think your “naughty scientist” or “erotic squirrel” Halloween costume is sexy? Bad news: The stakes have been RAISED.
Apparently, there’s a very Not Safe For Work social media trend right now where people are painting their bare butts to look like JACK-O-LANTERNS.
Or, more likely, they’re having someone else do the painting . . . since it’d be tough to do yourself.
Anyway, just thought you should know about this trend if you want to participate. As you should. Yes, even YOU, sir. It’s okay if your butt jack-o-lantern is extra hairy.
Monkey Drives Public Bus
A public bus driver from India has been suspended for allowing a monkey to sit on his steering wheel. A passenger videotaped the driver cruising along with the monkey on the dash. The monkey belonged to another passenger.The driver will most likely be fired.
