Avocado Toast Chocolate Bars Are Hitting Stores
Avocado toast is THE stereotypical “millennial” food. So I guess it’s not going to be surprising when we get FLOODED with avocado toast-inspired everything. It could be the next pumpkin spice.
A company called Compartes Chocolatier just released brand new avocado toast CHOCOLATE BARS. And they made them by literally SMASHING avocados and bread into chocolate, then turning that mixture into chocolate bars.
The bars have a kind of sickly light green color, and if you want one, it’ll set you back $9.95 at Compartes.com . . . which, coincidentally, is what baby boomers think health care and mortgages cost.
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