The Smoking Gun claims the Sandy Township, Pennsylvania police recently arrested Mitchell Pisarcik for attempting to break into a home.
He pounded and kicked the front door before telling homeowners that zombies and snakes were chasing him and biting his ankles.
The homeowners armed themselves with claw hammers and frying pans. Police quickly arrived and charged Mitchell with criminal trespass, disorderly conduct and criminal mischief.
The story says that he “may” have been under the influence. But let’s get real, sober people don’t pull this sort of thing.
