Aunt Flo decided to make another visit. YAY….
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We all know it happens, it comes every 21-30 days. The Blood Moon appears and let’s be real periods just suck! I still have yet to find a girl that is okay with her period happening (besides the fact that she’s not pregnant!) So if you experience the Dracula’s Teabag, The Curse of Eve, or Satan’s Waterfall you definitely will relate to these 20 hilarious tweets about periods.
When you feel your period arriving pic.twitter.com/fyBNS0B8Hl
— Romy (@badg4lrihanna) November 9, 2015
a woman’s period is like once a month her body accidentally hits caps lock on her emotions
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) June 3, 2016
I wish my body would give me a cool power like fire breath for a few days to congratulate me on not being pregnant rather than my period.
— (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 1, 2013
they should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some ice cream
— no (@tbhjuststop) May 28, 2014
if you wanna get your period just wear your nicest, fanciest underwear and let karma do the rest
— Sandy Honig (@sandyhonig) March 24, 2015
Menstrual cramps are just free samples of what giving birth feels like
— Supa Fly Hella Dope (@cerealtndencies) October 18, 2015
Me: Didn’t they tell you that I was a savage
Me on my period: *cries about not holding the door for someone 6 years ago*
— Becky Kaminsky (@beckkaminsk) October 14, 2016
whenever i have cramps i just pretend it’s michael scott doing parkour in my uterus and that makes it hurt less
— erin gilfoy (@eringilfoy) October 11, 2016
Sometimes being on your period means shedding an actual tear over spilled ranch dressing & still having to accept yourself for who you are.
— Janie Johnson (@jarojohn_) October 17, 2016
day 1 of my period pic.twitter.com/0diyX9xLEk
— plant babe (@vegbarbie) September 27, 2016
I understand that we gotta shed our uterine lining once a month, but the bloating and acne that accompanies it is just bullying.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) October 14, 2016
Instead of being like “ugh are you on your period?” BUY ME SOME CHOCOLATE, A CHEESECAKE, A PUPPY, IM BLEEDING AND IN PAIN.
— Caroline☼ (@CarolineAnn27) November 7, 2015
When I put in a new tampon and five minutes later think, “but did I take out my old tampon?” pic.twitter.com/8gMeZspIvn
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) May 27, 2017
When you sneeze,cough or laugh while being on your period pic.twitter.com/CuT8mPFfNV
— Girls Know Better (@GurlzKnowBetter) July 18, 2015
Period:🎶Guess who’s back… Back again🎶
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
— Lacey Nycole (@LaceyNycole) December 5, 2015
When the Hulk goes into a vicious rage and destroys everything he’s “incredible”…
But when I do it I’m “on my period.”
— ∂arkside∂eb (@darksidedeb) August 20, 2015
“What do period cramps feel like?” pic.twitter.com/CVrjYgchoZ
— Emme Ma (@Sinsofeuphoria) August 25, 2015
what girls think their pants look like when they’re on their period and have been sitting down for a while pic.twitter.com/LrbkeMF2AJ
— Girl Code (@TheGirICode) April 8, 2016
Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get u a tissue?
— No Autographs Please (@Angneedshelp) October 21, 2012
A woman cut in front of me at the store with a box of tampons, ice cream, and wine in her cart. I wasn’t about to mess with that situation.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 1, 2016
