Famous Filth – Best of 2014

Here’s your 2014 Celebrity Re-cap!

Celebrity Marriages:

Kim & Kanye:


 On May 24, 2014 Kim Kardashian and Kanye West tied the knot. They were joined in wedded bliss in an elaborate (to say the least) ceremony in Italy.

Kim’s brother Rob was mysteriously absent for the ceremony and rumors has it Kim was embarrassed by how fat he had gotten and she didn’t want him in the pics.

Fans lined up outside the venue… but not Kimye’s fans… Justin Bieber’s fans showed up in hope to see him… he didn’t show… awkward.

The New York Post put out this scathing and hilarious announcement:


Brad & Angelina:


After 10 years and 6 kids, Brad Pitt and Angelia Jolie, better known as Brangelina, finally made it offical on August 23rd of 2014.

They pulled a fast one on the media and got married at their estate in France and the press was none the wiser.

It was a small ceremony with just some friends and family, but Angelina’s dad Jon Voight wasn’t there.

Brad and Angelina’s six kids all took part in the ceremony. Her veil had the kids drawings printed all over it.

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin:


It finally happened, 2 time Sexiest Man Alive George Clooney found his equal in Human Rights Attorney Amal Alamuddin. The two married September 27th of 2014, in Venice, Italy.

The guest list included: Matt Damon, Bono, John Krasinski and his wife Emily Blunt, Cindy Crawford and her husband Rande Gerber, Ellen Barkin, “Vogue” editor Anna Wintour and Bill Murray.

The couple read their own vows. Amal was recently named Barbara Walter’s Most Fascinating Person of 2014

Celebrity Breakups:

In every life a little rain must fall, even celebs… Here are the couples we lost in 2014:

Chris Martin & Gwyneth Paltrow:


 Gwyneth & Chris separated after 10 annoying years of marriage.

They have two children:  A 9-year-old daughter annoyingly named Apple and a 7-year-old son annoyingly named Moses.

Gwyneth posted a statement on her annoying website,  She said, quote, “It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate . . . “We have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate.  We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many ways we are closer than we have ever been.”

The statement was annoyingly titled “Conscious Uncoupling”.  However, the latest rumors indicate they may be “coupling” again, consiously, or not… who knows?

Paula Patton & Robin Thicke:

at the 56th Annual GRAMMY Awards Pre-GRAMMY Gala, Beverly Hilton, Beverly Hills, CA 01-25-14

 Amid rumor after rumor of Robins cheating, we got some photographic evidence of his straying ways:


Apparently that was all Paula needed to hand him the walking papers. Though the couple released a statement, saying “We will always love each other and be best friends, however, we have mutually decided to separate at this time.”

We all know that Paula dumped him… we know because Robin wouldn’t stop telling us! He wrote an entire album in an attempt to get her back, but she was having none of it and filed for divorce from Thicke in October.

Melanie Griffith & Antonio Banderas:

at a ceremony honoring Antonio Banderas with a star Hollywood Walk of Fame. Hollywood Boulevard, Hollywood, CA. 10-18-05

This one hurt, after 18 years of marriage, love died. Melanie Griffith & Antonio Banderas filed for divorce.

They issued a statement saying, quote, “We have thoughtfully and consensually decided to finalize our almost twenty years marriage in a loving and friendly manner honoring and respecting each other, our family and friends and the beautiful time we have spent together.”

A source says, quote, “There was no cheating on either side.  They had fallen out of love awhile ago.”  The source adds that they were basically just staying together for their daughter Stella.

Melanie has since kept the tattoo on her shoulder, a heart with “Antonio” tattooed in the center, covered up. We speculate she is in the process of having it removed. Ouch.

Top Scandals!

Female Celebrities Hacked, Nude Photos Leaked Online

A massive amount of celebrity nudes hit the web back in August . . . including Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton, Selena Gomez, Hilary Duff, Kirsten Dunst, and Lea Michele.

Apparently someone hacked into the Apple iCloud, and stole photos people had taken on their phones and backed up online.

There were multiple photos of both Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton, and they each basically admitted they were real.  Jennifer’s rep said, quote, “The authorities have been contacted and will prosecute anyone who posts the stolen photos.” And Kate’s attorney said, quote, “We intend to pursue anyone disseminating or duplicating these illegally obtained images to the fullest extent possible.”

And Kirsten Dunst, Tweeted, quote, “Thank you iCloud.”

But Ariana Grande and Victoria Justice both claimed that the pictures of them that leaked are FAKE.

A tonof other celebrities had their private photos hacked and posted, including Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, Mary-Kate Olsen,Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Hope Solo, Krysten Ritter, Hilary Duff, Kaley Cuoco, Selena Gomez, McKayla Maroney,Aubrey Plaza and Lea Michele.

The FBI released a statement yesterday saying, quote, “[We are] aware of the allegations concerning computer intrusions and the unlawful release of material involving high profile individuals, and [are] addressing the matter.” Apple is investigating too. Make no mistake, looking at these photos is a gross violation of these women.

Donald Sterling, Owner of the L.A. Clippers Got Busted for Racist Comments

Back in April Donald Sterlings “girlfriend” V.Stiviano leaked tapes of him making obscenely racist comments. A man confirmed to be Sterling was irritated over a photo Stiviano had posted on Instagram, in which she posed with Basketball Hall of Fame player Magic Johnson. Sterling told Stiviano: “It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you’re associating with black people”, and, “You can sleep with [black people]. You can bring them in, you can do whatever you want”, but “the little I ask you is … not to bring them to my games”

NBA commissioner Adam Silver said Sterling’s comments were, quote, “truly offensive and disturbing.”  He said the league has launched an investigation into this.

But then, Donald did it again, and again, and again. It seems like Donald Sterling just didn’t know when to shut up. He was forced to sell the team, filed $2.5 million dollars and earned himself a well deserved lifetime BAN from the NBA.

Beyonce’s Sister Attacking Jay Z in an Elevator

Back in May Jay Z, Beyonce and her sister Solange Knowles went to a fashion event in New York, apparently something happened at an after party that made Solange attack Jay Z in an elevator.

TMZ released the surveillance video, and since there’s no audio, it’s unclear what Solange was upset about.  But she was FREAKING OUT.  She yells, lunges at Jay, pushes him, hits him with her arms and purse, kicks at him, and has to be restrained by a guy who looks like a bodyguard.

There’s another woman in the elevator and it definitely looks like Beyoncé.  She mostly stays out of it, but does step in between them. The whole thing lasts over three minutes, and you can see the bodyguard pushing buttons while he’s bear-hugging Solange.

We’re assuming he stopped the elevator to keep things private.   She finally stops a couple minutes in, but keeps yelling.

Supposedly it was over something Jay Z said, that she took the wrong way.  But no one’s commented yet.  And the footage was leaked by hotel security.

Watch it again:

Justin Bieber Was Arrested, Accused of DUI, and Drag Racing

Back in January Justin finally got into some real trouble, it wasn’t for egging his neighbor’s house or peeing in a bucket. Bieber was racing a yellow Lamborghini against some guy in a red Ferrari down in Miami Beach, Florida.  And they’d apparently gotten some other people to use their SUVs to block off a street in a residential neighborhood for that race.

They were doing 60 mph in a 30 mph zone but were caught before anyone got hurt.  Both he and the other driver, rapper Crazy Khalil, are facing drunk driving charges after failing a field sobriety test. Justin was only 19 at the time, well below the legal drinking age.

He had a FANTASTIC excuse for being unable to walk in a straight line during his DUI arrest in January:  He told the cops he had a hairline fracture in his right foot, from a skateboarding accident three months earlier. Justin tested positive for marijuana and Xanax, but his blood alcohol level was virtually zero.

Justin reached a deal in the DUI case that kept him out of jail, he has to take a 12-hour ANGER MANAGEMENT course.  Then again, is 12 hours really gonna fix this kid’s attitude?  He also has to meet people who’ve been affected by drunk drivers, make a $50,000 charitable donation and pay fines.

Celebrity Baby’s!

Lets end on a positive note. A lot of super babies were conceived/born this year!

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling Had a Baby Girl

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She was born at 10:22 A.M. on September 12th, and her name is Esmerelda Amada Gosling.

We don’t know where the name came from, but on a 1999 episode of the Pamela Anderson TV show “V.I.P.”, Eva played a character named Esmerelda.  And her character’s name in the 2007 movie “We Own the Night” was Amada.

Esmerelda could also be a nod to the character in “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”.

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Have a Baby Girl


Some couples are just meant to be, like Jacquie and Kelso… We mean Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis!

The beautiful couple had a baby girl on September 30th. They named their little girl Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher.

There are now rumors that the two are engaged, or possibly even married already!

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are Having a Baby


Blake announced it on her website Preserve “With family on our mind, we looked to the origin of it all, to the women in our lives who are right there, at that special moment;  at the creation of the family.”

Congrats to the couple!



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