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A Woman Tried to Steal an ENTIRE Jewelry Case

34-year-old Quashanda Wolfe of Kingsport, Tennessee went into a Kmart last Thursday morning to steal some earrings. But rather than shove them in her pockets or down her pants like a normal shoplifter, she figured it’d be easier to steal an entire CASE of them. The display case was about three feet tall, but she just casually lifted it up, put it in her shopping cart, and tried to wheel it out of the store. Believe it or not, a security guard noticed and stopped her just outside the front door. There were 37 pairs of earrings in the case, worth $250 each, who knew Kmart was selling $250 pairs of earrings? She was arrested for theft of property over $1,000 and vandalism. Get the full story here.

Three Teenage Burglars Snorted Cremated Remains Thinking it was Cocaine

Three teenagers broke into a house in St. Peters, Missouri back in November, and stole cash, jewelry, electronics, and a wooden box full of cocaine. Well, at least they thought it was cocaine.  They didn’t realize it wasn’t until they snorted some, then tasted it. It turns out the wooden box was filled with the cremated ashes of their victim’s father.  The cops eventually tracked them down and just filed a bunch of felony charges against them. 17-year-old Devin Gesell is being tried as an adult, the 16-year-old and 15-year-old guys who were with him are being tried as juveniles. Get the full story here.

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