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Logan Man Tased After Running Naked Through a Park Carrying a Boulder

A man driving by Logan Skate Park spotted a naked guy running around carrying a big rock. When cops arrived, they found 22-year-old Oscar Gutierrez had put his pants back on, but he was still carrying a large boulder. Logan police Capt. Tyson Budge told KSL “Officers tried to make contact with him, he was unresponsive in a manner that was consistent with someone who was impaired, or under the influence of some kind of controlled substance.” As they chased him around the park, he fully disrobed again, and when police tired to speak to him, he charged an officer with a boulder in hand. That’s when the officer fired his Taser, and Gutierrez went down. It was about 25 degrees at the time, he is behind bars being held on potential charges for lewdness and interfering with an arrest. Get more here.

Drunk Woman Broke into a Home, Left Behind Her Dentures

Connie Frances Perris, 52, of Pittsburgh, was visiting a friend and apparently, had a bit too much to drink. Connie decided to break into some apartments, the family was home in the first one she entered, they called 911 and she left. She then entered another apartment, where said she ate the owner’s candy and urinated on the floor. For some reason, Connie took out her dentures and left them at the apartment, along with a hand-written note with her name on it. Police found her at the home of a friend she was staying with, she was visibly intoxicated and could not recall how her dentures had been misplaced in the apartment. Connie faces charges of criminal trespass, burglary, theft, criminal mischief, disorderly conduct, and public intoxication. Get more here.

 

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