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A High School Basketball Star Turned Out to be a 30-Year-Old Man

It’s pretty rare to find a high schooler who’s got sciatica and a fixed-rate 30-year mortgage, but here you go. A 17-year-old named Jonathon Nicola moved from South Sudan to Canada about six months ago, and started going to Catholic Central High School in Windsor, Ontario. He’s also 6-foot-9 and 202 pounds, so he quickly became the school’s star basketball player. His coach even said that he might have a shot at the NBA. But earlier this week, we all found out WHY he’s been dominating all the high school kids in basketball. It’s because he’s secretly a 30-YEAR-OLD MAN. It’s not clear how the Canada Border Services Agency found out how old he really was, but they arrested him and are holding him in a detention center now. He has a hearing next week. Get more here.

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