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A Guy Breaks Into a House to Rescue a Dog From a Fire, But There Was No Fire

A 43-year-old guy named Michael Orchard from Halfmoon, New York finally got the unexpected call to heroism on Thursday night. His neighbor’s house was on fire. So he drove his car through their fence, kicked in their door, ran inside, grabbed their dog, and managed to get outside safely. There was just one problem, there was no fire. Michael was on a mix of LSD and cough syrup, and he was hallucinating. So basically, he just destroyed his neighbor’s fence, his door, and kidnapped their dog for no particular reason. He’s been charged with burglary and criminal mischief. Get more here.

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