There are only three people I can think of in my lifetime who can make actual, legit news by changing their hairstyle: Jennifer Aniston, Justin Bieber, and Tom Brady.
Well, Tom gave a press conference yesterday where he said some things. I couldn’t really concentrate on his words, though, because I was mesmerized by his new ‘do.
Tom Brady: "Will be very challenging, watching those games in September, but I’ll find ways to preoccupy my mind." pic.twitter.com/imI0B8v7Qc
— Mike Reiss (@MikeReiss) August 30, 2016
And so were a lot of other people. Here are some of the things they compared it to:
Bruh why Tom Brady's hair look like Dwight Schrutepic.twitter.com/kFe4t5cUmc
— Cam'ron (@camcarac) August 31, 2016
Barber: "What are we doing today?"
Brady: "You know Shawn Hunter, from Boy Meets…"
Barber: "Say no more fam" pic.twitter.com/oCB21CVLAO
— John Wild (@JNWild) August 30, 2016
Didn't know the @Patriots hired Gordon Bombay… I might have to start rooting for them #TomBrady #Hair #MightyDucks pic.twitter.com/dQzFUCE7rs
— Lauren Kravec (@LaurenKravec) August 30, 2016
Barber: What you want?
Brady: Do you like Good Will Hunting?
Barber:Say no more, fam. pic.twitter.com/fJdPrQ0enX— BLACK SCOTT VAN PELT (@BlackVanPelt) August 30, 2016
It pains me to say it, but Tom Brady needs another four weeks of suspension to grow out this Zack Morris haircut. pic.twitter.com/RDkkuIZ9r9
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) August 31, 2016
Tom Brady has a new hair cut, the Megyn Kelly.#philcast @whby pic.twitter.com/MXK8ChOpC8
— Phil Cianciola (@cianciola) August 31, 2016
I know I am late to the party , but Tom Brady's hair looks like he's about to audition for friends. #Friends #TomBrady
— Shaun Ramirez (@SuperShaunTendo) August 31, 2016
I see #TomBrady's hair and I picture a guy who drives a mini van and wears socks with sandals while making terrible dad jokes.
— Nacho Bizness (@RandJ712) August 31, 2016
And you know what? They all pretty much work.
What do you think of his new 90’s do?
