He’s been a very bad boy.
Twitter user Emme from Lake of the Woods, Ontario got a very startling call from the police on Saturday. Her dog, Finn, was “arrested” for escaping and attacking a deer. Emme said “I know this is serious, but the sight of him in the cop car…” and then broke down in laughter.
https://twitter.com/emmethompsonn/status/985221543855841280
Now, in Finn’s defense, deer are the worst. They’re stinky, they’re mean, and they eat everyone’s crops. Who could blame him for putting a deer in it’s place?
Which is why Twitter leapt into action.
Does Petsmart offer bail bonds?
Soooo….. did yall bail him out? pic.twitter.com/uyqjIxasIG
— brownsugar ✨ (@ooohMyKayla) April 15, 2018
You have the right to an attorney
I’m sure you could get a lawyer to handle this pro-bone-o pic.twitter.com/1eKD6LtsNU
— Kimberly Saltz (@kimberly_saltz) April 15, 2018
GET YOUR PITCHFORKS
Lowkey boiling mad that someone snitched on him handling his business. It’s a deer. It’s a wild animal, not some little girls kitten. If they condemn this dog to death WE RIOT!!! If he’s not a threat to humans or domesticated animals, then LET HIM DO HIS THING YA NOSEY NELLIES https://t.co/RMQsIeiGdp
— JP (@Jonathan_Packer) April 15, 2018
He’ll take his regular cell, thanks.
I’m crying😂😂 he look like he’s down this before he ain’t worried https://t.co/2Gxr7EBFzU
— Puddy Pop💎🌊 (@PuddyPoppp) April 15, 2018
Finn is home safe and sound, but no word yet on what his punishment will be.
btw his name is finn, he’s out now but we’re still waiting to find out what’ll happen to him. he’s a good boy he just hates deer 😭 pic.twitter.com/YB0lKkccuY
— emme 🌸 (@emmethompsonn) April 15, 2018